I am becoming aroused. 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 01/02/2015 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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6-Speed manual all over my face. Almost $19,000, for a 2006 but low miles. These things go on the list of potential next cars for myself.

Based on my thoughts, This is what I think of them.

Potentially good things about these:

Six Speed manual, Luxury SUV.

Baller Status.

It's still a Porsche.

Lots of room for activities.

AWD.

Well equipt.

Could probably do offroad.

The satisfaction of saying you drive a Porsche. Even if it is the UnPorsche-iest thing ever.

Potentially bad things about these:

Size.

The reliability.

Maintenance.

Limited Performance modifications.

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Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:28

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I don't want to burst your bubble, but these cars drive like crap. They are way too heavy and extremely underpowered. That being said, if you are only interested in the above factors, the Cayenne could fit the bill.

AM3R shamefully returns > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:28

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dooooo it. Or spend $40k getting a cayenne GTS. I test drove one once, so fun but that may have been because I missed 3 pedals after daily driving an auto for over a year.

jkm7680 > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/02/2015 at 21:29

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I've driven one, it wasn't that bad. ECU chips are readily available also.

area man > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:30

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It boggles my mind that someone was smart enough to get one with a stick and then dumb enough to throw those rimz on it.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:32

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Haha that's what Patrick Dempsey drives in Grey's Anatomy. A black cayenne with a manual

jkm7680 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/02/2015 at 21:33

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That's awesome, Really? Haha.

PS9 > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:33

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You want Manuél to 6 speed all over your face?

jkm7680 > PS9 01/02/2015 at 21:34

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Pls.

jkm7680 > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:35

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Also note: This makes me moist.

It's a GTS with the 6-Speed for $34,000.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:35

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$5000 will get you this (ask me how I know). For another $14,000 you can make it road worthy. Add $11,000 more on top of that, and you have a bitchin RSR Replica hotrod. And with that, you have the satisfaction of saying you have the Porschiest Porsche to ever Porsche.

jkm7680 > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/02/2015 at 21:37

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That would be awesome. Yours?

PS9 > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:37

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Manuél could get you to do anything couldn't he? You're his dirty little six speed secret. I hope the lady in your life doesn't find out about you and him the hard way....

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:42

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It is indeed. It has no engine and no interior at the moment, but all the parts have been ordered. We start body work in the next few weeks. It's getting the full RSR treatment; fender flares, front bumper with oil cooler slot, and massive IROC wing. Now if people would just start buying some more Acuras, I might have the funds to finish it by next fall. Side note: my girlfriend calls it an ugly, old, piece of junk. She even says the same about pictures of completed RSR spec cars. So the lesson here is don't do it for the chicks.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 21:46

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Now that is something I could get down with.

jkm7680 > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/02/2015 at 21:47

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That's awesome! We need more pictures man! I'd love to see a build thread or something for that. :)

Are you an author on Oppo? If not, Go to this thread!

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/club-openings-…

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 22:00

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Thanks for the suggestion bud. I just submitted my request for Oppoship. Hopefully Archduke Maxyenko processes it soon so I can start that build thread. I will be uploading many Ipotato shots.

jkm7680 > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 01/02/2015 at 22:01

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That's awesome man!

Arch Duke works pretty quick, so if you're lucky you'll be on soon!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 22:14

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Yeah there was one episode where he was pissed off or something and it showed him driving all nutso on a highway to calm himself down

jkm7680 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/02/2015 at 22:15

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Haha, Pretty cool.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 22:16

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I used to live down the street from that dealer. Inventory is always = AMAZEBALLS

jkm7680 > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 01/02/2015 at 22:24

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Haha, I'd love to live near a car dealer like that. But I'd literally have no money then :P

Vicente Esteve > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 22:26

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STAHP!

jkm7680 > Vicente Esteve 01/02/2015 at 22:28

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I CAN'T, I CAN'T, I CAN'T. HGMHMGMHMGM.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 23:04

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But you have to understand what you're seeing here: a 9 year old PorscheUV. It's best year may have long since passed.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > jkm7680 01/02/2015 at 23:23

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Dat chrome *throws up*

Would look mean as hell with the chrome blacked out, though.